Words, stupid.

This is my drunken notebook. Things that I want to remember and wouldn't otherwise. I don't mind if people see it or ignore it. It's also silly things and observations probably better left unwritten; A repository for dad jokes, overheard gems, contradictions, short stories, hair-brained schemes and generally insane things I think of before I am really awake in the morning. Most of all, it's a collection of honest impulses collected before my conscious kicked in.

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  1. True artists never buy property.

     
     
  2. "My hologram data better not be stored on THE BLACK part of the server!"
    — Redneck of the future
     
     

  3. Socially integrated biology

    Aaron took a shit using shitbook for iPhone.

     
     

  4. Remember, like no one always says, there’s only three ways to skin a liver.

     
     

  5. I wonder if Subway’s business plan is to open a store in every building over 1000 sq ft. They’re like a damned virus.

    They should hire Xzibit to promote the first Subway inside a Subway.

     
     
  6. "DARYLL anytime is a good time for DARYLL"
    — Greg bob
     
     

  7. DARYLL

     
     
  8. "Mormons have bras that let titties go to waste."
    — Chris Arneson
     
     

  9. Keep your words close and your thoughts closer.

     
     

  10. Fact

    Someone cannot wrong you simply by existing.