Words, stupid.

This is my drunken notebook. Things that I want to remember and wouldn't otherwise. I don't mind if people see it or ignore it. It's also silly things and observations probably better left unwritten; A repository for dad jokes, overheard gems, contradictions, short stories, hair-brained schemes and generally insane things I think of before I am really awake in the morning. Most of all, it's a collection of honest impulses collected before my conscious kicked in.

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  1. From an askreddit thread where the OP (a teacher) asked how he could mess with stoned kids in his class.

    From an askreddit thread where the OP (a teacher) asked how he could mess with stoned kids in his class.

     
     
  2. I liked this alot.

    I liked this alot.

     
     
  3. "Sometimes the threat of suing is enough. Request the POA paperwork. Then call all the local TV stations. Contact CNN if you have to. HELL, CALL NANCY GRACE. She likes being a bitch."
    — Reddit user responding to another user seeking advice about Wells Fargo releasing a friend’s money to a stranger from a forged Power of Attorney document. (Love the last part.)